So I was thinking about taxes today and suddenly it all made sense! And I agree with you all 100%! No new taxes! In fact, lets not pay taxes at all. Sure things will be rough for awhile, what with no public schools, no libraries, no police, no fire department, no roads, no water, no power, no flying, no banking (yeah, they're private but they're insured by gov't) and all the other wonderful things taxes pay for. It sounds terrible right? Well here is the secret: No military.
How brilliant is this plan! No military and eventually we get taken over by Canada! We'll all be Canadian! And you know what that means. Universal Healthcare.
I love this plan.
The only possible flaw is if Mexico beats Canada to the take over but that would still be ok I think because don't they get to take naps in the afternoon? So either I get healthcare or daily naps. Either way... Awesome.
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